i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once
So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.
actually 2 billion of those punches were for you
Ugh I’m so fullllll
how to be a lil bitch:
- look like u
- act like u
- smell like u
- dance like u
- talk like u
Leo finally wins his Oscar. He walks up to accept the award. He rips off a mask revealing he has been Daniel Day Lewis the entire time.
Damn. That man really is so method.
can i have a fork
do you have a metal one
i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”